mens right activists should be fighting to have clitorises. they should also fucking learn what to do with them

discovers:

girls are so close minded these days. i hated sushi, but then i actually tried it and now i love it. so come on girls, just give anal a go

*reposts that same text post for the 6th time because you dipshits didn’t think it was funny the first time*

*reposts that same text post for the 5th time because you dipshits didn’t think it was funny the first time*

this guy just started jerkin himself off with the girl’s hair. i’ve seen everything.

there was this porno i watched a few years ago. i don’t remember the title, what it was like, or pretty much anything else about it. all i remember is it had a guy pretending to be a doctor in it, and his only line was “when is doctor fuck ass”

suicoone:

hey girl *shuffles cards* haha so um… did it hurt when you *trips* oh shit um… when you fell did it hurt *sweats nervously* because youre the only ten i see haha

rosaparking:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

yet again david oomshi makes a 4/10 text post

you mean a 4/20 text post. smoke weed. 

nayx:

methhomework:

juilan:

I have a PhD

Pretty Huge Dick

I have a PSP pretty small penis

i got a rock

nayx:

i would definitely reblog a lemon scented tumblr post

trillow:

apparently in america they fly on the right side of the sky instead of the left

my entire lower body is asleep. my balls are asleep. do you know what that feels like? it feels like sleeping balls. what have i ever done to deserve this

mermaidsandmisandry:

“some scientists agree”. what does that mean. some scientists. that could be two  scientists. two scientists agree. two agreeable scientists isnt very credible. do it again. more scientists.